sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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