He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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