Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex