we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver