i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door