So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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