On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
