So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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