The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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