it was like eating out sand paper
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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