It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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