we're blogging at a bar
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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