I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Operation Purity has been aborted
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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