Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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