I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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