Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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