So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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