i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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