I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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