First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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