Where did you get a picture of my penis
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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