Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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