your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
