I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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