Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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