I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My dad is sitting where you rode me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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