Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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