I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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