What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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