Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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