Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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