So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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