That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You're a waste of cheezeits
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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