omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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