Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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