trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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