I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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