you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
