He is an equal opportunity slut.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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