when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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