Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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