She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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