I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize