420 ftw
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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