roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The best revenge is premature balding
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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