lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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