You made me cry and you don't even care
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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