about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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