I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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