U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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