i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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