windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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