this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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