super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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