His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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