Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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