Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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