Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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