Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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